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Roses On A Piano
01:29
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Her petals - cover reproductive parts
Under the lid my hammer violently struck a string
Voluptuous, curved and glistening
At my fingertips, these instruments of joy are trembling
Delicate machinery looks innocuous
it can also be promiscuous
No dampers, it moves in unison
will there be an encore?
Wallflower? Wildflower!
Softly pushing a double D
Gently hammering her tense G
More music between the sheets
than would fit on a one night stand
The piano tuner is cute, ...
maybe she should learn to play the flute
Her juices run dry as several days go by
Practicing for weeks, not quite what she seeks
Every rose has its thorn
Wallflower? Wildflower!
Delicate machinery looks innocuous
it can also be promiscuous
To my own acchord
this is not A sharp minor
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2. |
Route 69
01:55
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The continent / in forty days
Incontinent / so many bars
Around the world / with 80 gays
We navigate / by the stars
Gay.I. Joe - The All American Homo
The continent / in forty days
Incontinent / so many bars
Around the world / with 80 gays
We navigate / by the stars
We shot right past
Niagara Falls
And worked the driver
For a base on balls
We decided to swallow all our poppers
Then we were rear-ended
by a squad of coppers
They gave us a pounding and threw us in jail
All bread and water, not a single cock-tail
The continent / in forty days
Incontinent / so many bars
Around the world / with 80 gays
We navigate / by the stars
Crossing the dust bowl,
Smoking some totem pole
On bareback mountain,
We all had grand canyons
West coast, the Gaybourhood
It's where we wore out
All our wood
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3. |
Fun And Games
00:55
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Bukkake, bukkake - sowiesowiesowieso
Aldi Action bie de Lidl
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4. |
Black Hoe Down
02:27
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All right!
All wrong...
All night!
I played along...
She was getting down and dirty
I mean she went down, and it got dirty
Stiletto heels, black hair brown eyes,
But the rest of her was oversized
Weekend in this country town,
It's this bar and nothing more,
There's only one hoe in town,
And she's lying on the floor
Head over heels!
RIOTS: Heels over head!
Banana-peel!
RIOTS: She's got 'em spread!
Somehow the strip joint just ain't right
It seems to have lost its magic cool,
I think its's quite a depressing sight,
This stripper girl can't work her tool
Moving to a country town was such a stupid plan
A gentleman has certain needs for entertainment
Somehow the strip joint just ain't right
It seems to have lost its magic cool,
I think its's quite a depressing sight,
This stripper girl can't work her tool
Head over heels!
RIOTS: Heels over head!
Banana-peel!
RIOTS: She's got 'em spread!
The only strippers that I've seen
Can't dance to save their lives
They strip and slip and make a scene
In these country dives
There's a Black Hoe Down!
All night!
All wrong...
In plain sight...
She had a schlong!
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5. |
Schwulmaedchenreport
01:47
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Monika aus Baieren mag gerne meine Eiern
Und manchmal am nachts MEINE STRAMMER MAX!
Bettina aus Klagenfurst liebt alle sorte Käsewurst
Nur ein ding bringt ihr zum Klimax MEINE STRAMMER MAX!
Beate aus Mannheim da kommt jeder einfach rein
Was sie am liebsten macht MEINE STRAMMER MAX!
Jessika aus Hallen lässt es sich gefallen
Sie erfreut sich länger mit jeder Gängbänger
Monika aus Baieren mag gerne meine Eiern
Und manchmal am nachts MEINE STRAMMER MAX!
Bettina aus Klagenfurst liebt alle sorte Käsewurst
Nur ein ding bringt ihr zum Klimax MEINE STRAMMER MAX!
Beate aus Mannheim da kommt jeder einfach rein
Was sie am liebsten macht MEINE STRAMMER MAX!
Jessika aus Hallen lässt es sich gefallen
Sie erfreut sich länger mit jeder Gängbänger
Mädchen aller Bundesländer
Geben mir ein großen Ständer
Spielerei mit viele Mädel
Monogamie ist mir nicht Edel
Mann findet mir nie trabend
Auf einer schwule Sommerabend
Monika aus Baieren mag gerne meine eiern
Und manchmal am Nachts MEINE STRAMMER MAX!
Bettina aus Klagenfurst liebt alle sorte käsewurst
Nur ein ding bringt ihr zum Klimax MEINE STRAMMER MAX!
Beate aus Mannheim da kommt jeder einfach rein
Was sie am liebsten macht MEINE STRAMMER MAX!
Jessika aus Hallen lässt es sich gefallen
Sie erfreut sich länger mit jeder Gängbänger!
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6. |
Koetjesrape
01:44
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Late night strolling, darkness roaming
Sneak through bushes filled with fright
Misty meadows, shady shadows
Searching for that sweet delight
Firmly figured, senses triggered
I'm in need for black and white
'Spite my craving - endless yearning
Somehow this feels not quite right
The silence of the lambs
(De punt moet nog omhoog)
The rapings of the cow
(Zo hou ik het niet droog)
This seems like
More than an addiction
Withdraw yourself
Before self-infliction
Follow your instincts
Don't hesitate
Nature is calling
Surrender yourself to ...
Ca- Cow Fantasy!
'See your point there,
Let's go with no restriction
No holds barred
For a Koetjesreep conviction
Smelt in de mond / Niet in de hand!
Smelt in de mond / Niet in de hand!
Late night strolling - Koetjesreep!
Darkness roaming - Koetjesreep!
Misty meadows - Koetjesreep!
Shady shadows - Koetjesreep!
Firmly figured - Koetjesreep!
Senses triggered - Koetjesreep!
Despite my craving - Koetjesreep!
Endless yearning - Koetjesreep!
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7. |
Tulips On An Organ
01:41
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This is a little story about how my life got flipped
upside down, turned inside out
It all started on a beautiful sunny Sunday afternoon
The sun was shining, the doorbell rang
and there she stood, in all her so-called "innocence"
On an organ!
Tu-lips on an organ!
Anyway, as I was saying, the doorbell rang, I opened
the door, and this little girl started to sell her flowers
Although I was clearly not interested, she kept on talking,
getting irritated more and more by the minute
and this is what really happened next...
On an organ!
Tu-lips on an organ!
He was about to play the organ when he heard the doorbell ring
"Oh that is nice," he thought, "I wanna hear my organ sing"
Holding the tulips, while she was looking for a vase
Little she knew, the organ referred was not the case
Once ordained - His cloth now stained
The confessional - With the gloryhole
Her lips on his organ - She turned him on
Not playing to the tune - She turned him in
A - Demoted vicar
A - Devoted fucker
On an organ
Tu-lips on an organ
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8. |
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Rieg noa rieg, schop noa schop,
Tweantse deuzen hoalt nich op
Natte dozen - Lekkah!
Dirty dozen - Lekkah!
Vleeschdozen - Lekkah! Lekkah! Lekkah!
Zaad dozen - Lekkah!
Speel dozen - Lekkah!
Texdozen - Lekkah! Lekkah! Lekkah!
Iej möt ze zelve in mekaar vouw'n
En at ut nich past, gewoon deur dauw'n
Natte dozen - Lekkah!
Dirty dozen - Lekkah!
Vleeschdozen - Lekkah! Lekkah! Lekkah!
Zaad dozen - Lekkah!
Speel dozen - Lekkah!
Texdozen - Lekkah! Lekkah! Lekkah!
't Gef veur iedereen wat te kiez'n
Van beelschone tut heel viez'n
Ze bint ok helemoal nig duur
Op vri-jdagoamnd twee bess'n per uur
Leaf ow uut, moar bedenk wel:
Natte deuzen die scheurt snel
Veur da'j begint mo'j ze goed vastplakken
Zodaj ze ze helemoal vol kunt kwakk'n
Ik hoal‘em nich mer in de broek
Dit is de vleeschdoos die ik zoek!
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9. |
Fellatio And Fiddles
02:09
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Ready... Steady... Cock!
March fourteen
I dim the lights
The cock is clean
The steak is lean
The wife in tights
Porn on the screen
Romantic music plays soft, the sheets are veiled
I do not know if there will be any more food
Fellatio and Fiddles sounds good
STEAK AND BLOWJOB DAY!
Romantic music plays soft, the sheets are veiled
I do not know if there will be any more food
Fellatio and Fiddles sounds good
I told my wife to suck my dick and cook a steak
Because you know - it's fucking S&B day!
Dat! Nou dat! Wat hij zei!
Ja! Precies! Vind ik ook!
I told my wife to suck my dick and cook a steak
Because you know - it's fucking S&B day!
Dat! Nou dat! Wat hij zei!
Ja! Precies! Vind ik ook!
Preteens for me / proteins for you
Ready... Steady... Cock!
Steak and Blowjob Day - YEAH!
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10. |
The Internet Is For Porn
02:00
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11. |
Sex And Violins
01:24
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Sex... and... violins: Iwrestledawhoreonce
To visit a cathouse in Berlin
An ambience filled - with violins!
It's like sand in the vaseline
But no good seed - goes unpunished!
Sex... and... violins: Iwrestledawhoreonce
To visit a cathouse in Berlin
An ambience filled - with violins!
It's like sand in the vaseline
But no good seed - goes unpunished!
Sex... and... violins
Sex... and... violins
Sex... and... violins
Sex... and... violins
Somebody call in security!
Somebody call in security!
Somebody call in security!
INSECURITY!
INSECURITY!
IN-SE-CU-RI-TY!
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Fuck Shop Enschede, The Netherlands
Stemming from different areas in the late 60's porn industry,
these gentle men met at a scopophilic film
festival.
There it became evident that the backtracks weren't supporting
the on-screen action anymore, and something had to be done.
It sounded like a cumming plan to act on the urges so by
onanimous decision they left Puerno Rico to create better
music for the industry.
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