Bubblegum Grind, by Fuck Shop

Bubblegum Grind

by Fuck Shop

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1.	Roses On A Piano 01:29	lyrics	buy track
Her petals - cover reproductive parts Under the lid my hammer violently struck a string Voluptuous, curved and glistening At my fingertips, these instruments of joy are trembling Delicate machinery looks innocuous it can also be promiscuous No dampers, it moves in unison will there be an encore? Wallflower? Wildflower! Softly pushing a double D Gently hammering her tense G More music between the sheets than would fit on a one night stand The piano tuner is cute, ... maybe she should learn to play the flute Her juices run dry as several days go by Practicing for weeks, not quite what she seeks Every rose has its thorn Wallflower? Wildflower! Delicate machinery looks innocuous it can also be promiscuous To my own acchord this is not A sharp minor
2.	Route 69 01:55	lyrics
The continent / in forty days Incontinent / so many bars Around the world / with 80 gays We navigate / by the stars Gay.I. Joe - The All American Homo The continent / in forty days Incontinent / so many bars Around the world / with 80 gays We navigate / by the stars We shot right past Niagara Falls And worked the driver For a base on balls We decided to swallow all our poppers Then we were rear-ended by a squad of coppers They gave us a pounding and threw us in jail All bread and water, not a single cock-tail The continent / in forty days Incontinent / so many bars Around the world / with 80 gays We navigate / by the stars Crossing the dust bowl, Smoking some totem pole On bareback mountain, We all had grand canyons West coast, the Gaybourhood It's where we wore out All our wood
3.	Fun And Games 00:55	lyrics
Bukkake, bukkake - sowiesowiesowieso Aldi Action bie de Lidl
4.	Black Hoe Down 02:27	lyrics
All right! All wrong... All night! I played along... She was getting down and dirty I mean she went down, and it got dirty Stiletto heels, black hair brown eyes, But the rest of her was oversized Weekend in this country town, It's this bar and nothing more, There's only one hoe in town, And she's lying on the floor Head over heels! RIOTS: Heels over head! Banana-peel! RIOTS: She's got 'em spread! Somehow the strip joint just ain't right It seems to have lost its magic cool, I think its's quite a depressing sight, This stripper girl can't work her tool Moving to a country town was such a stupid plan A gentleman has certain needs for entertainment Somehow the strip joint just ain't right It seems to have lost its magic cool, I think its's quite a depressing sight, This stripper girl can't work her tool Head over heels! RIOTS: Heels over head! Banana-peel! RIOTS: She's got 'em spread! The only strippers that I've seen Can't dance to save their lives They strip and slip and make a scene In these country dives There's a Black Hoe Down! All night! All wrong... In plain sight... She had a schlong!
5.	Schwulmaedchenreport 01:47	lyrics
Monika aus Baieren mag gerne meine Eiern Und manchmal am nachts MEINE STRAMMER MAX! Bettina aus Klagenfurst liebt alle sorte Käsewurst Nur ein ding bringt ihr zum Klimax MEINE STRAMMER MAX! Beate aus Mannheim da kommt jeder einfach rein Was sie am liebsten macht MEINE STRAMMER MAX! Jessika aus Hallen lässt es sich gefallen Sie erfreut sich länger mit jeder Gängbänger Monika aus Baieren mag gerne meine Eiern Und manchmal am nachts MEINE STRAMMER MAX! Bettina aus Klagenfurst liebt alle sorte Käsewurst Nur ein ding bringt ihr zum Klimax MEINE STRAMMER MAX! Beate aus Mannheim da kommt jeder einfach rein Was sie am liebsten macht MEINE STRAMMER MAX! Jessika aus Hallen lässt es sich gefallen Sie erfreut sich länger mit jeder Gängbänger Mädchen aller Bundesländer Geben mir ein großen Ständer Spielerei mit viele Mädel Monogamie ist mir nicht Edel Mann findet mir nie trabend Auf einer schwule Sommerabend Monika aus Baieren mag gerne meine eiern Und manchmal am Nachts MEINE STRAMMER MAX! Bettina aus Klagenfurst liebt alle sorte käsewurst Nur ein ding bringt ihr zum Klimax MEINE STRAMMER MAX! Beate aus Mannheim da kommt jeder einfach rein Was sie am liebsten macht MEINE STRAMMER MAX! Jessika aus Hallen lässt es sich gefallen Sie erfreut sich länger mit jeder Gängbänger!
6.	Koetjesrape 01:44	lyrics
Late night strolling, darkness roaming Sneak through bushes filled with fright Misty meadows, shady shadows Searching for that sweet delight Firmly figured, senses triggered I'm in need for black and white 'Spite my craving - endless yearning Somehow this feels not quite right The silence of the lambs (De punt moet nog omhoog) The rapings of the cow (Zo hou ik het niet droog) This seems like More than an addiction Withdraw yourself Before self-infliction Follow your instincts Don't hesitate Nature is calling Surrender yourself to ... Ca- Cow Fantasy! 'See your point there, Let's go with no restriction No holds barred For a Koetjesreep conviction Smelt in de mond / Niet in de hand! Smelt in de mond / Niet in de hand! Late night strolling - Koetjesreep! Darkness roaming - Koetjesreep! Misty meadows - Koetjesreep! Shady shadows - Koetjesreep! Firmly figured - Koetjesreep! Senses triggered - Koetjesreep! Despite my craving - Koetjesreep! Endless yearning - Koetjesreep!
7.	Tulips On An Organ 01:41	lyrics
This is a little story about how my life got flipped upside down, turned inside out It all started on a beautiful sunny Sunday afternoon The sun was shining, the doorbell rang and there she stood, in all her so-called "innocence" On an organ! Tu-lips on an organ! Anyway, as I was saying, the doorbell rang, I opened the door, and this little girl started to sell her flowers Although I was clearly not interested, she kept on talking, getting irritated more and more by the minute and this is what really happened next... On an organ! Tu-lips on an organ! He was about to play the organ when he heard the doorbell ring "Oh that is nice," he thought, "I wanna hear my organ sing" Holding the tulips, while she was looking for a vase Little she knew, the organ referred was not the case Once ordained - His cloth now stained The confessional - With the gloryhole Her lips on his organ - She turned him on Not playing to the tune - She turned him in A - Demoted vicar A - Devoted fucker On an organ Tu-lips on an organ
8.	De Twentsche Dozencentrale 02:00	lyrics
Rieg noa rieg, schop noa schop, Tweantse deuzen hoalt nich op Natte dozen - Lekkah! Dirty dozen - Lekkah! Vleeschdozen - Lekkah! Lekkah! Lekkah! Zaad dozen - Lekkah! Speel dozen - Lekkah! Texdozen - Lekkah! Lekkah! Lekkah! Iej möt ze zelve in mekaar vouw'n En at ut nich past, gewoon deur dauw'n Natte dozen - Lekkah! Dirty dozen - Lekkah! Vleeschdozen - Lekkah! Lekkah! Lekkah! Zaad dozen - Lekkah! Speel dozen - Lekkah! Texdozen - Lekkah! Lekkah! Lekkah! 't Gef veur iedereen wat te kiez'n Van beelschone tut heel viez'n Ze bint ok helemoal nig duur Op vri-jdagoamnd twee bess'n per uur Leaf ow uut, moar bedenk wel: Natte deuzen die scheurt snel Veur da'j begint mo'j ze goed vastplakken Zodaj ze ze helemoal vol kunt kwakk'n Ik hoal‘em nich mer in de broek Dit is de vleeschdoos die ik zoek!
9.	Fellatio And Fiddles 02:09	lyrics
Ready... Steady... Cock! March fourteen I dim the lights The cock is clean The steak is lean The wife in tights Porn on the screen Romantic music plays soft, the sheets are veiled I do not know if there will be any more food Fellatio and Fiddles sounds good STEAK AND BLOWJOB DAY! Romantic music plays soft, the sheets are veiled I do not know if there will be any more food Fellatio and Fiddles sounds good I told my wife to suck my dick and cook a steak Because you know - it's fucking S&B day! Dat! Nou dat! Wat hij zei! Ja! Precies! Vind ik ook! I told my wife to suck my dick and cook a steak Because you know - it's fucking S&B day! Dat! Nou dat! Wat hij zei! Ja! Precies! Vind ik ook! Preteens for me / proteins for you Ready... Steady... Cock! Steak and Blowjob Day - YEAH!
10.	The Internet Is For Porn 02:00
11.	Sex And Violins 01:24	lyrics
Sex... and... violins: Iwrestledawhoreonce To visit a cathouse in Berlin An ambience filled - with violins! It's like sand in the vaseline But no good seed - goes unpunished! Sex... and... violins: Iwrestledawhoreonce To visit a cathouse in Berlin An ambience filled - with violins! It's like sand in the vaseline But no good seed - goes unpunished! Sex... and... violins Sex... and... violins Sex... and... violins Sex... and... violins Somebody call in security! Somebody call in security! Somebody call in security! INSECURITY! INSECURITY! IN-SE-CU-RI-TY!

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A cumpilation of all songs of the previous EPs, cumplemented by a number of previously unreleased tracks, all in one convenient package!

Also available on 12" vinyl.

credits

released November 18, 2018

Recording & production: Fuck Shop at Ruk'm'rul Junkie and Studio Kogelgatenweg
Mix & master: Jay Cray Cray van der Wizzle at Hewwetover Studios
Artwork: Charlotte Boelens

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Fuck Shop Enschede, The Netherlands

Stemming from different areas in the late 60's porn industry,
these gentle men met at a scopophilic film festival.
There it became evident that the backtracks weren't supporting
the on-screen action anymore, and something had to be done.
It sounded like a cumming plan to act on the urges so by
onanimous decision they left Puerno Rico to create better
music for the industry. ... more