Natural Porn Fillers

by Fuck Shop

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1.	Roses On A Piano 01:29	lyrics
Her petals - cover reproductive parts Under the lid my hammer violently struck a string Voluptuous, curved and glistening At my fingertips, these instruments of joy are trembling Delicate machinery looks innocuous it can also be promiscuous No dampers, it moves in unison will there be an encore? Wallflower? Wildflower! Softly pushing a double D Gently hammering her tense G More music between the sheets than would fit on a one night stand The piano tuner is cute, ... maybe she should learn to play the flute Her juices run dry as several days go by Practicing for weeks, not quite what she seeks Every rose has its thorn Wallflower? Wildflower! Delicate machinery looks innocuous it can also be promiscuous To my own acchord this is not A sharp minor
2.	Route 69 01:55	lyrics
The continent / in forty days Incontinent / so many bars Around the world / with 80 gays We navigate / by the stars Gay.I. Joe - The All American Homo The continent / in forty days Incontinent / so many bars Around the world / with 80 gays We navigate / by the stars We shot right past Niagara Falls And worked the driver For a base on balls We decided to swallow all our poppers Then we were rear-ended by a squad of coppers They gave us a pounding and threw us in jail All bread and water, not a single cock-tail The continent / in forty days Incontinent / so many bars Around the world / with 80 gays We navigate / by the stars Crossing the dust bowl, Smoking some totem pole On bareback mountain, We all had grand canyons West coast, the Gaybourhood It's where we wore out All our wood
3.	Black Hoe Down 02:27	lyrics
All right! All wrong... All night! I played along... She was getting down and dirty I mean she went down, and it got dirty Stiletto heels, black hair brown eyes, But the rest of her was oversized Weekend in this country town, It's this bar and nothing more, There's only one hoe in town, And she's lying on the floor Head over heels! RIOTS: Heels over head! Banana-peel! RIOTS: She's got 'em spread! Somehow the strip joint just ain't right It seems to have lost its magic cool, I think its's quite a depressing sight, This stripper girl can't work her tool Moving to a country town was such a stupid plan A gentleman has certain needs for entertainment Somehow the strip joint just ain't right It seems to have lost its magic cool, I think its's quite a depressing sight, This stripper girl can't work her tool Head over heels! RIOTS: Heels over head! Banana-peel! RIOTS: She's got 'em spread! The only strippers that I've seen Can't dance to save their lives They strip and slip and make a scene In these country dives There's a Black Hoe Down! All night! All wrong... In plain sight... She had a schlong!

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World Fapping Records presents.... Fuck Shop!

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released December 31, 2016

Stemming from different areas in the late 60's porn industry, these gentle men met at a scopophilic film festival. There it became evident that the backtracks weren't supporting the on-screen action anymore, and something had to be done. It sounded like a cumming plan to act on the urges so by onanimous decision they left Puerno Rico to create better music for the industry.

Headed by the duke of porn mr. Yeastwood and pimping
mr. $*erminator, they spread the message.
Flanked by rootboy Throbin Cock and long john iWank
who power things up, these gentlemen are rear-ended by
skimmer mr. mAnus to complete the chaos.

Prepare to be entertained!

Cunt Yeastwood and The $*erminator - Orals
Throbin' Cock - Ass
iWank Smutger - Guitarse
mAnus - Rims

Recorded by Fuck Shop on a 69 track console at SlamVan Mobile Studios.
Mixed and Mastered by JayCrayCray van der Wizzle at Hewwetover Studio, Groningen.
Cover artwork by Charlotte Boelens.

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Fuck Shop Enschede, The Netherlands

Stemming from different areas in the late 60's porn industry,
these gentle men met at a scopophilic film festival.
There it became evident that the backtracks weren't supporting
the on-screen action anymore, and something had to be done.
It sounded like a cumming plan to act on the urges so by
onanimous decision they left Puerno Rico to create better
music for the industry. ... more