The Great Cross-Country Girl Hunt

by Fuck Shop

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1.	Koetjesreep (Is Never Funny) 01:44	lyrics
Late night strolling, darkness roaming Sneak through bushes filled with fright Misty meadows, shady shadows Searching for that sweet delight Firmly figured, senses triggered I'm in need for black and white 'Spite my craving - endless yearning Somehow this feels not quite right The silence of the lambs (De punt moet nog omhoog) The rapings of the cow (Zo hou ik het niet droog) This seems like More than an addiction Withdraw yourself Before self-infliction Follow your instincts Don't hesitate Nature is calling Surrender yourself to ... Ca- Cow Fantasy! 'See your point there, Let's go with no restriction No holds barred For a Koetjesreep conviction Smelt in de mond / Niet in de hand! Smelt in de mond / Niet in de hand! Late night strolling - Koetjesreep! Darkness roaming - Koetjesreep! Misty meadows - Koetjesreep! Shady shadows - Koetjesreep! Firmly figured - Koetjesreep! Senses triggered - Koetjesreep! Despite my craving - Koetjesreep! Endless yearning - Koetjesreep!
2.	Tulips On An Organ 01:41	lyrics
This is a little story about how my life got flipped upside down, turned inside out It all started on a beautiful sunny Sunday afternoon The sun was shining, the doorbell rang and there she stood, in all her so-called "innocence" On an organ! Tu-lips on an organ! Anyway, as I was saying, the doorbell rang, I opened the door, and this little girl started to sell her flowers Although I was clearly not interested, she kept on talking, getting irritated more and more by the minute and this is what really happened next... On an organ! Tu-lips on an organ! He was about to play the organ when he heard the doorbell ring "Oh that is nice," he thought, "I wanna hear my organ sing" Holding the tulips, while she was looking for a vase Little she knew, the organ referred was not the case Once ordained - His cloth now stained The confessional - With the gloryhole Her lips on his organ - She turned him on Not playing to the tune - She turned him in A - Demoted vicar A - Devoted fucker On an organ Tu-lips on an organ
3.	Schwulmaedchenreport 01:47	lyrics
Monika aus Baieren mag gerne meine Eiern Und manchmal am nachts MEINE STRAMMER MAX! Bettina aus Klagenfurst liebt alle sorte Käsewurst Nur ein ding bringt ihr zum Klimax MEINE STRAMMER MAX! Beate aus Mannheim da kommt jeder einfach rein Was sie am liebsten macht MEINE STRAMMER MAX! Jessika aus Hallen lässt es sich gefallen Sie erfreut sich länger mit jeder Gängbänger Monika aus Baieren mag gerne meine Eiern Und manchmal am nachts MEINE STRAMMER MAX! Bettina aus Klagenfurst liebt alle sorte Käsewurst Nur ein ding bringt ihr zum Klimax MEINE STRAMMER MAX! Beate aus Mannheim da kommt jeder einfach rein Was sie am liebsten macht MEINE STRAMMER MAX! Jessika aus Hallen lässt es sich gefallen Sie erfreut sich länger mit jeder Gängbänger Mädchen aller Bundesländer Geben mir ein großen Ständer Spielerei mit viele Mädel Monogamie ist mir nicht Edel Mann findet mir nie trabend Auf einer schwule Sommerabend Monika aus Baieren mag gerne meine eiern Und manchmal am Nachts MEINE STRAMMER MAX! Bettina aus Klagenfurst liebt alle sorte käsewurst Nur ein ding bringt ihr zum Klimax MEINE STRAMMER MAX! Beate aus Mannheim da kommt jeder einfach rein Was sie am liebsten macht MEINE STRAMMER MAX! Jessika aus Hallen lässt es sich gefallen Sie erfreut sich länger mit jeder Gängbänger!

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Conceived during one too many wet dream by:

Cunt Yeastwood and The $*erminator - Orals
Throbin' Cock - Ass
iWank Smutger - Guitarse
mAnus - Rims

credits

released April 1, 2017

Recorded by Fuck Shop on a 69 track console
at SlamVan Mobile Studios.
Mixed and Mastered by JayCrayCray van der Wizzle
at Hewwetover Studio, Groningen.
Cover artwork by Charlotte Boelens.

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Fuck Shop Enschede, The Netherlands

Stemming from different areas in the late 60's porn industry,
these gentle men met at a scopophilic film festival.
There it became evident that the backtracks weren't supporting
the on-screen action anymore, and something had to be done.
It sounded like a cumming plan to act on the urges so by
onanimous decision they left Puerno Rico to create better
music for the industry. ... more