The Fap Five, by Fuck Shop

The Fap Five

by Fuck Shop

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1.	Jizzed-in Bieber 02:02	lyrics	buy track
A teen idol / an idle teen found in a brig / tight and lean my new doll / busted with amphetamine! I got some rope / while he got clean he dropped his soap / next came a scene (t)his child star / incarnadine... I jizzed in Bieber! He thought he made Anne Frank a Belieber But I'd made him cower in the attic And then he'd wish the germans came because men in boots make him ecstatic Never say never Never say never He spanked his monkey too many times then got arrested for animal cruelty In his cell I heard him yell: Baby baby baby baby ooooh! I never rejizztered / on his gaydar I'm a Beluber / he's the cigar Everything captured / on VCR His girlish screams / heard from afar I kept on going / it's quite bizarre The end result / he's a big star
2.	Turn Around, Bend Over And Say... 00:06		buy track
3.	Webcam Vagynaecology 00:53	lyrics	buy track
A vivid display - on the screen the callow - never seen Transmission through many curves meat curtains aside, observe! A phallus shaped camera / Webcam past (the) saggital urethra / Webcam and the glands of Bartholin / Webcam entering the vaginal opening Along the bulbs of vestibule / Vagynaecology cervix filled with alkalin / Vagynaecology Myometric uterus / Vagynaecology all the way to the ovary tubes Just relax, the doctor's online Point the cam where the sun don't shine Inspect her gadget Ooh ooooohhh Inspect her gadget!
4.	Exacerbeat-off 02:05	lyrics	buy track
Vehement jactations of ailing dermal-corrugations Mangy integument, orotund, tauten by erections I loathe my own liverish sable covered with largish albuminous boils, so abhorish! An odious growth of tangential nuisance Bulges and verrucas drenched in various essences (So) Fatigued and weary by this malleable, oozing mess... I have to rub away this mephitical tissue and dissever it from its surrounding cancellous slough (So) Fatigued and weary by this malleable, oozing mess... The wounds created by this squalorous aberrations denude an icky mess of carneous deprivations Desiccated gashes and encrusted reddish lees do reiterate these repugnance and nauseating creeps
5.	E(.)3 00:36		buy track

about

Another World Fapping Records release!
Conceived during sexy times by:

Cunt Yeastwood and The $*erminator - Orals
Throbin' Cock - Ass
iWank Smutger - Guitarse
mAnus - Rims

credits

released September 6, 2019

Recording & production: Fuck Shop at Ruk'm'rul Junkie and Studio Kogelgatenweg
Mix & master: Jay Cray Cray van der Wizzle at Hewwetover Studios
Artwork: Charlotte Boelens

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about

Fuck Shop Enschede, The Netherlands

Stemming from different areas in the late 60's porn industry,
these gentle men met at a scopophilic film festival.
There it became evident that the backtracks weren't supporting
the on-screen action anymore, and something had to be done.
It sounded like a cumming plan to act on the urges so by
onanimous decision they left Puerno Rico to create better
music for the industry. ... more